NIGERIA I HAIL THEE!
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| Nigeria I Hail Thee! |
1. Nigeria, our beloved country where:
Leaders pretend to be patriotic when they are in office, out of office, they will turn to ethnic tigers. 2.People pay for electricity bill yet you don't see light.
3. A cripple has driver license.
4. The wife of d Governors don't have SSCE certificate and yet they earn big salary.
5. Police men are informants for robbers
6. You can act like a big boy with just N50 in your pocket.
7. Old people with grey hair try to make it black again and younger ones dye theirs to become grey.
8. Married people remove their rings and pretend to be single, and unmarried ones wear rings in the name of fashion.
9. A blind man present a driver's licence as proof of identity.
9. Football fans kill themselves over distant clubs they don't know about.
10. We produce crude oil and still import petrol and kerosene from other countries.
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Welcome to Nigeria! Hail Nigeria......
#NaJokeIdeyO
